Thursday, February 14, 2008

How many died when Clemens lied?

“Just for the record, as I understand it, there was an injury on Mr. Clemens' buttocks,” said the committee chairman, Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Los Angeles, and “the injury was related to an injection.”

Rep. Stephen Lynch, D-Mass., wanted to know more about “the palpable mass on his buttocks.”

Rep. Tom Davis, R-Va., recalling that Clemens suffered “soreness,” asked the witness: “Do you recall any bleeding through your pants in 2001?”

Well, this weeks Horses Ass Award
goes to our fine fine congressional Reps. on both sides of the aisle.
A great job you're doing there boys!

It's been over a year now since the Democrats won a majority in the house bringing a great deal of promise with it. Butt yet here we are, February 2008 and they've done absolutely nothing.
Waxman in particular was just waxing away at the number of investigations he had lined up and boy howdy, he was gonna get them suckers!
Why put impeachment on the table when you can have steroids?

Meanwhile The Christofacist Jihad against the entire known universe continues!

Someday maybe our reps will represent us,

Don't you wish it was true?


At 2/21/2008 2:05 AM, Blogger landsker said...

So, the great american military is getting slapped down by a handfull of militant moslems, with costs, desertion and suicide higher than ever before.
The economy is in tatters, millions of unemployed, millions without healthcare.
However, American politicians would like to spend their days examining and probing the buttocks of a young male athlete. Says it all!

At 2/21/2008 5:26 AM, Blogger Paul said...

Fiddling with buttocks while Rome burns.....

At 2/22/2008 11:34 AM, Blogger TomCat said...

Instead of buttocks, they ought to concentrate on assholes. Impeach Bush and Cheney.


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