What happens when you smoke pot?????????

Remember, back last century, those tv commercials?
"What happens when you smoke pot?"
"Nothing" the piece went on to say,
the camera would pan down to a dark basement where a couple of kids were sitting zoned out on a couch with the tv on.
"Nothing and that's what will happen to you if you smoke pot!"
Well as usual, they were feeding us a bunch of bullshit,
because if you smoke pot you'll probably become a world renowned classical musician
or a famous physicist, maybe a great writer or the head of a great university, maybe a skilled craftsman famous for the best handmade guitars,
or maybe even......
an Olympic Champion like Michael Phelps!
Smoke on brothers and sisters,
play on children.