Saturday, March 15, 2008

Bubba sees a shrink

Bubba went to a psychiatrist.
" I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
"I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.

Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.

"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"

"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!"


At 3/17/2008 8:41 PM, Blogger Heather said...

What the hell is that guy holding?? And why did someone Photoshop someone else's head onto the photo?? My eyes.. they burn!!

At 3/18/2008 2:55 PM, Blogger Paul said...

It appears to be a gun of some sort, but it's big and that's the point I suppose.
Thanks for pointing out the photoshopped head, hadn't noticed it until now. I put the pic there to represent a "redneck" but I guess he can't be because he doesn't have a neck!


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