Bullshit
Heaps of bullshit
It comes from politicians
customers
bosses
salespeople
"authorities"
experts
lame ass phonies
priests
"the pope"
you name it
Is there a bullshit factory out there somewhere?
I know for a fucking fact that there ain't enough bulls in the world to account for all of it.
It's almost as though aliens landed in the dark of night and dumped a load of it.
Maybe there's a planet somewhere that's got too much.
I'm sick of bullshit
Life is too short
Is there such a thing as a bullshit defense system?
Hook it up to a bullshit detector and WHAM!
Zap that shit before it ever even has a chance.
Let's get the pentagon on it right away!
It's worse than any terrorist
Well in any event, there is a cure, at least a temporary one
It only lasts for a few hours, but what the fuck eh?
HERE is the cure
posted by Paul @ 12:24 PM
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4 Comments:
LOL! Wonder who the hell had to pile that stuff up?:)
Re the cure: Only Two?
There was this discussion as well.
(MP3: don't click unless you have broadband; wait a minute for it to load)
the discussion........rofl
Neat picture!
As boys, going to the Saturday cinema, I remember watching the cartoons about Popeye, with Bluto and Olive Oyle an` all that.
I often wondered about the little sailor`s pipe, and his "green stuff" that gave him extra-ordinary perception and strength.
Later, being somewhat "less than suitable for academic life", I shipped off to sea , to and fro across the mediterranean and to Morocco, where....jesus h. mother fucking christ, nearly all the sailors there had little pipes, and green tobacco!
In fact, allthough I only went to Morocco, listening to other sea-farers, it soon became apparent that Beirut, Cairo, Istanbul, Tripoli, Jaffa, where ever there were muslims, there was "green tobacco".
As for the bullshit, maybe we can spread it on the land, plant some bushes, and rice, and clintons....
Well count me in amongst the owners of "little pipes and green tobacco".
You know, I bet if all the little pipe owners got together, we could solve all the worlds problems in just a couple of puffs!
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