Friday, February 29, 2008

Mission Accomplished!

This ain't a matter of surrender, quitting or cutting and running.
We won!
He said so.

This is a matter of an inept administration that doesn't know what to do,
even after winning a war!
The troops need to come home now. Their job is finished.


Remember when President George said....
"We're gonna get those terrorists,
they can't hide from us,
We're gonna smoke em out of their caves,
they can't hide from justice!"
You ain't found shit Georgy boy, other than some big fat moneyrolls!
Nothing but rhetoric!

Oh, and how about that "ownership society"?
Home foreclosures are at the highest level since the great depression,
10% of homeowners are paying a higher mortgage than the house is worth!
Nothing but rhetoric!

Bushy boy, you and you're buddies are for small government?
Something that will fit in a swimming pool?
How come the government is bigger now than it has ever been?
How come?

Lying sack of shit!
All you've ever given this country is rhetoric!

Remember when Clinton was president?
All the bumper stickers....
"Willie wants your wallet"
"Tax and Spend Democrats"
Yadda yadda yadda.


Got news for ya...
It's all rhetoric!
Both sides dish it out in heapin helpings,
they say what they think people want to hear without ANY intent on actually doing it.

The Republicans are going to win the war on terror?
Yeah right!

Hillary is going to bring the troops home?
Yeah right!

Oh yeah....and
Health Care!
Yeah right!

So Obama is full of rhetoric, nothing tangible to the guy at all?
So what?

As Bob Dylan said.....
"alright I've had enough, what else can you show me?
yep, that's what he


Wednesday, February 27, 2008

President McCain

So now McCain is ahead of Obama and Clinton in the polls.
If the election were held today, we would be addressing McCain as "Mr. President".
How is it that after the latest scandal over his involvement with lobbyists, his absolutely moronic contention that the war is good and the fact that he generally is not even the favored candidate amongst republicans, that he could be our next president?
It's because our country is drunk. It is staggering, puking and crawling in the gutter drunk!
There is nothing that can be done for US at this point.
Nothing will change here until we have reached rock bottom.
The average American will continue to reach for that bottle of fantastic delusion until the last drop has been sucked out. Until there can be no worse.
Hic, broooblelog brap wuuuuuuuuuurp!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

How many died when Clemens lied?

“Just for the record, as I understand it, there was an injury on Mr. Clemens' buttocks,” said the committee chairman, Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Los Angeles, and “the injury was related to an injection.”

Rep. Stephen Lynch, D-Mass., wanted to know more about “the palpable mass on his buttocks.”

Rep. Tom Davis, R-Va., recalling that Clemens suffered “soreness,” asked the witness: “Do you recall any bleeding through your pants in 2001?”

Well, this weeks Horses Ass Award
goes to our fine fine congressional Reps. on both sides of the aisle.
A great job you're doing there boys!

It's been over a year now since the Democrats won a majority in the house bringing a great deal of promise with it. Butt yet here we are, February 2008 and they've done absolutely nothing.
Waxman in particular was just waxing away at the number of investigations he had lined up and boy howdy, he was gonna get them suckers!
Why put impeachment on the table when you can have steroids?

Meanwhile The Christofacist Jihad against the entire known universe continues!

Someday maybe our reps will represent us,

Don't you wish it was true?

Monday, February 11, 2008

Are you better off now?

Then Vote for John McCain!

Official McCain for President website


So you want to take the "middle of the road" position eh?

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

If Obama wins................

Will that make the US an

listen to the...................
Elephant talk

I am a

What Flower
Are You?